prettyparamore:

Blink-182 // Stay Together For The Kids

madselfiegame:

my flirting techniques

theinnkeeperlibrarian:

leepacey:

a restaurant in my hometown got a review that said the servers should “show some skin” so the owner added a potato skin special to the menu and all the proceeds from the special go to the west virginia foundation for rape information services (x)

That’s exactly the appropriate response.

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nickelode0n:

mum i’m moving out

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shego:

guys are so terrifying like they will really date a girl as a joke or make bets in their friend groups on who can fuck a girl first or take her virginity and that’s so scary this is a joke to them

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thewinchestercave:

"Howling at the Moon" is great and all … but sometimes it has a downside.

Life lesson: DO NOT CHUG MOONSHINE. You will feel like you’re going to die and you will throw up on everything.

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bohim:

Then I decide to be quiet instead of explaining what I actually wanted to say.

I have nipples too, you aren’t that special! Alex Gaskarth when he saw girls flashing him (4/06/14) 10,635 notes

frankensokka:

If you could shapeshift don’t even deny that you would shapeshift into a subtly hotter version of yourself over time

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blue-eyed-skeleton:

1innea:

kittenesque:

pr1nceshawn:

Husbands can be incredibly helpful.

That one with the Christmas lights is creative, though!

Husbands are incredibly useless

fucking useless husbands

shadowassemblage:

Punks+cats

jonnybucklands:

Things Every Girl Should Know

slexpwalking:

Oliver Sykes during Sleepwalking.