a restaurant in my hometown got a review that said the servers should “show some skin” so the owner added a potato skin special to the menu and all the proceeds from the special go to the west virginia foundation for rape information services (x)
That’s exactly the appropriate response.
mum i’m moving out
guys are so terrifying like they will really date a girl as a joke or make bets in their friend groups on who can fuck a girl first or take her virginity and that’s so scary this is a joke to them
Life lesson: DO NOT CHUG MOONSHINE. You will feel like you’re going to die and you will throw up on everything.
If you could shapeshift don’t even deny that you would shapeshift into a subtly hotter version of yourself over time
Husbands can be incredibly helpful.
That one with the Christmas lights is creative, though!
Husbands are incredibly useless
fucking useless husbands